Think Twice Wall Sign

Add a touch of humour to your home or property with this brilliant ‘Think Twice’ novelty wall sign! Featuring a bold and witty message that reads ‘Property Owner Is Too Old To Fight, Too Fat To Run, And Too Lazy To Argue’, this sign is sure to raise a smile while sending a clear message to any would-be troublemakers. The eye-catching graphic of two hands pointing pistols drives the point home with a good dose of comedy. Measuring approximately 200mm x 143mm, this wooden sign is a great size for displaying in entryways, garages, man caves, or any indoor space. Double-sided tape is included for easy mounting straight out of the box. Please note that this sign is best displayed away from direct sunlight and rain to maintain its appearance over time. Whether you’re buying it for yourself or as a gift for someone with a great sense of humour, this decorative sign is a fun and unique addition to any space.